Heidi Montag gave quite the boobalicious interview to the UK's Closer Magazine, talking mostly about her quest to have the perfect bod and her singing "career." Here are some HIGHlights:
On getting ready for her Playboy shoot:
"I wasn't nervous because I'd got my body and mind into shape for it. My aim is to become an iconic sex symbol and the Playboy shoot is the first step. I wanted to be toned and curvaceous with a nice butt–I didn't want to lose weight and look skinny."
On her fake ta-tas:
"I'm a C cup but I want to upgrade to a DD cup. I have a curvy butt now and bigger boobs will enhance my shape."
On her highly-criticized Miss Universe pageant performance:
"I just ignore it. I know my skills and talent. I'd never performed in front of so many people, let alone a billion watching me on TV. Afterwards there was a lot of negativity on the internet, but I deal with it. It happens to everyone like me and I can only do my best and feel happy."
On husband Spencer's and her mother's strained relationship:
"It's been tough to handle. They don't get on at all. My mother and I are close but since Spencer's come into my world, it's been hard. Spencer's mother and I are inseparable, which is even harder for my mom. Hopefully things will get better over time."
"I'd love children, but Spencer doesn't. Hopefully that will change though."
Oh, the drama! It sounds like she's hoping for a whole lotta change from Spencer's end. Not sure how likely that is!
Credit: Perez Hilton
