Before they even set foot in Costa Rica, Heidi and Spencer Pratt set out to promote their short - yet dramatic - stint on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.
No, not with Spencer's music video. With a Pizza Hut ad.
The ad, which never aired (shockingly), features The Hills gruesome twosome sitting in a jungle talking about what they'll face on the reality show.
"We'll only be eating jungle food - things we kill with our bare hands," Spencer says. "That's why we're out here only eating leaves and bugs and dirt."
Then a Pizza Hut delivery person interrupts them, Spencer plays dumb, Heidi shows how terrible she is at even reading cue cards, and so on and so on.