Heidi Montag (I know she's married now, but I will remain in denial for at least another month) was photographed in the pool yesterday wearing frog goggles, and she is not 5, so we do not approve. Someone call the Fashion Police ASAP! Also, her hair is looking a little frizzy.. Where is her dry shampoo when she needs it? Shouldn't she be spritzing like every 5 seconds - reminiscent of her I'm A Celebrity days?And since we are discussing what's not ok, this is also not ok:
