• Queen Bee Kristin Cavallari has a message for all you haters out there: “Who I am on Laguna Beach and The Hills is the complete opposite of who I am in real life.” After spreading the word, K-Cav skipped off into the sunset, whistling “Kumbaya,” smiled pleasantly and then dreamed up more ways to steal Audrina Patridge's ex-boyfriend. (Perez Hilton)
• Meanwhile, ‘member when K-Cav and Heather Graham wore the exact same Herve Leger slasher dress? Well, now Heidi Pratt’s getting in on the action. THREE WAY! (Metro UK)
• The good news is that Lauren Conrad’s new book L.A. Candy is now in stores! The bad news is, you TOTALLY MISSED seeing LC in Barnes & Noble yesterday. Oh, and did we mention she stayed for hours until she’d met every single fan? Loves her! (Examiner)
• Earlier this week, Lo Bosworth (or someone pretending to be her?) tweeted about her date … during it. But don’t worry, Countess de Lesseps. She waited until she "went to pee" before whipping out her celly. (Lo Bosworth’s Twitter)
• Holly Montag has officially been bounced from I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!, much to the disappointment of fake boyfriend/iconic hairperson, Sanjaya Malakar. (MTV News)
• ‘Course, when one door closes, another opens! Speidi have announced that they’ll be back for the I’m A Celebrity finale. And they’ve got enough dry shampoo for everyone! (MTV News)
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