"He said, 'That's the quickest way to divorce,'" the plastic princess told MTV News. "I said, 'No, sucker -you are officially locked in. What do you mean?'"
But Spencer Pratt says he isn't joking. If she gets pregnant, "I told her there's a divorce or adoption," the PR guru. "If she's not down with the adoption, I think it's divorce."
Why doesn't he want a baby? "I'm a baby. I'm not prepared," he confesses. "And I'm not sure the world wants or needs a Spencer Pratt spawn." That may be the first intelligent thing he's ever said.
Four months after their (legal) wedding, Spencer says Heidi Montag is "trying to have a baby like it's going to buy a new pair of Louis Vuittons."
We're not sure what that means, but she says she's "ready" for kids. "I think I was born ready," says The Hills star. "I'm very maternal I'm very loving. I would be the best mom ever," she continued.
"[He feels] not quite the same, but maybe he doesn't know he wants kids yet... He says that he never wants kids, but maybe I'll have a surprise for him."
Credit: The Hollywood Gossip