The blonde bombshell told press that her hubby informed her that he’ll take off is she insists on having kids. “He said, ‘That’s the quickest way to divorce.’ I said, ‘No, sucker- you’ll be locked in. What do you mean?’”
In an attempt to defend his decision, Spencer explained, “I told her there’s a divorce or adoption. If she’s not down with adoption, I think it’s divorce. I’m a baby. I’m not prepared. And I’m not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn.”
Adding even more appeal to his already-stellar public image, Pratt announced that he’ll be changing his name to “King Spencer Pratt.” “I’ve decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America. I nominate myself for that role.”
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