Khloe Kardashian: Security Checks Like Rape

Khloe Kardashian has joined the public outcry against ramped-up, touchy-feely security screenings at airports around the country.

"They basically are just raping you in public," Kardashian, 26, complained Monday on Lopez Tonight.

"I got asked the other day, do you want to go for a screening or get padded down," the reality star said. "I don't want that X-Ray to see everything, honey!"

But the pat-down didn't go so well.

"The people are so aggressive! It's like, 'Chill out, you didn't find anything on me yet, calm down,'" she said. "They say, 'OK, I'm going to be patting you down and I'm going to be touching the crease of your ass.' That is so inappropriate!"

Many non-celebs object to those pat-downs, too. Last month, John Tyner became a viral video star when he videotaped his tense encounter with TSA agents in a San Diego airport. Tyner's now-famous outcry to an agent performing a pat-down: "If you touch my junk, I will have you arrested."

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Lauren Conrad's "Lopez Tonight" Interview

Author, fashion designer, and former "Hills" star Lauren Conrad talks about being chased by monkeys, and describes the danger of playing Twister in extremely low-rise jeans.

Lauren  answered your Twitter questions live onstage in an exclusive online video.

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VIDEO: Audrina Patridge On Lopez Tonight

Audrina Patridge and her partner, Tony Dovolani, give George's audience at Lopez Tonight a little taste of what to expect on the upcoming season of "Dancing with the Stars."

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Kim & Kourtney Kardashian: “Lopez Tonight” Ladies

Stepping out for a promotional appearance, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian were spotted dropping by “Lopez Tonight” last night (August 24).

The “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” babes chatted about the fifth season of their hit reality show, and Kim even talked a bit about her buddy Justin Bieber.

When asked of she’d date the “Baby” singer, provided he old enough, Kim said, “Yeah, if he was legal age. He definitely has this swag to him.”

And as for her Elle magazine spread with Justin, Kim noted, "I thought the shoot was all in fun, we had a good time. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion on it."

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Spener Pratt Needs To Lay Off The "Crystal"

Spencer Pratt just went off on his Twitter account, reacting to Audrina Patridge's recent interview on George Lopez (click here to watch the video). Audrina made a few comments regarding Heidi Montag's plastic surgery and their relationship status. Nothing horrible, just stated her procedures and that she had "changed a little;" she also mentioned that they "remained cool." Take a look at his ridiculous rant:

SpencerPratt "I would like to make it CLEAR! My wife and audrina have severed all ties! We no longer deal with that fake world and fake people like her."  20 minutes ago via web

SpencerPratt "Audrina - Don't hate because your nasty Tijuana plastic surgery got you no press... and my wife is #1 story on people - 5 days in a row!" 21 minutes ago via web

SpencerPratt "Who elected you to gage cool - BITCH! Why don't u and ur played out 90s singer Cabrera go into a bathroom stall and do what u do best..." 29 minutes ago via web

SpencerPratt "Oh the truth is coming... I'm not playing anymore. Everyone stay tuned... its all coming out!" 32 minutes ago via web

One of my readers had a terrific response saying, "He's retarded because the reason why Audrina's plastic surgery did not get press is because it looks natural and normal and Heidi looks like a monster, which is why it got attention."

VIDEO: Audrina Patridge on Lopez Tonight

Hi everyone!

I hope you caught my appearance on George Lopez's show, Lopez Tonight! It was a short but sweet interview! I really do mean sweet! George's favorite donut shop supplied the whole audience with all the donuts we could eat! I spoiled myself – I ate a couple ;). George also asked me to eat a fruit roll up in a sexy manner. I thought I had a pretty good idea on how to make a fruit roll up look sexy – but I got the giggles and it was kind of embarrassing!

Without being raunchy, how would you make a fruit roll up look sexy?

xoxo Audrina

Kristin Cavallari's Appearance On Lopez Tonight